Transformers: The Last Knight — 3 Gavels 17% Rotten Tomatoes
For years we have been told that there are only two things certain in life: death and taxes. I will add a third–critics…
Paris Can Wait — 3 Gavels 50% Rotten Tomatoes
Some years ago, my family took a three week tour around France. This 92 minute movie felt like it took three weeks to…
The Book of Henry — 3 Gavels 26% Rotten Tomatoes
Likeable characters. Nasty topic. Wholly preposterous plot. “See the most original movie of the summer, with twists and turns you won’t see coming,”…
Cars 3 — 4 Gavels 64% Rotten Tomatoes
Apparently racing cars ask themselves the same question as humans, i.e., is it time to retire? So you’ve had a few bad races,…
The Wedding Plan — 3 Gavels 83% Rotten Tomatoes
Let me count the ways that I should not like this movie: 1. It is falsely advertised as a comedy. 2. It is…
My Cousin Rachel — 2.5 gavels 74% Rotten Tomates
“Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t after you” wrote Joseph Heller in Catch-22.That quote pretty much describes My Cousin Rachel. Based…
The Mummy — Unrated 18% Rotten Tomatoes
(Editor’s note: I published an original version of this but it apparently got lost in the blog. I have reproduced it as closely…
Megan Leavey — 3 Gavels 77% Rotten Tomatoes
Baseball, war dogs, apple pie and Chevrolet! Those of a certain age will remember that slightly modified TV ad from years ago. This…
Captain Underpants — 2.5 Gavels 86% Rotten Tomatoes
What would two fourth graders do if they were able to control the principal? That is the premise of Captain Underpants. George is…
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Guy vs Gal! Was Wonder Woman Wonder-ful? See TMJ’s latest Review. Now, what else is on this weekend? Captain Underpants. Seriously? Is this…